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The plan was to photograph the cars on the prom, then after
a “leMans style" start, convoy out of town. We often have this kind of plan – it
never goes well. We all strapped in, started the engines & signalled we
were ready – no-one moved. After a brief wait the Road Runner moved, pulling
out & reversing to film the proceedings, so another couple of cars pulled
out, then a couple of tin-tops drove round the camera car, then the rest of us
went in fits & starts. I reached a tee junction with a couple of cars
behind me, the sat-nav said turn right, just as I was pulling out I looked left
& saw a seven heading into town – so we were properly split up now.
We wound our way south through the eastern flatlands, on any
normal trip these would’ve been good roads, but traffic, unnecessarily low
speed limits & the absence of scenery made it blur into one. It may have
been while passing through Goole that I started singing “Dirty Old Town” to
myself – it was to haunt me for the rest of the trip. Then in a small village a
flash of yellow momentarily caught my attention, someone had opened a garage
door to get their Westfield out & was staring open-mouthed as a handful of
kit cars burbled past.
About ten miles before we reached the lunch stop, we found
ourselves behind a bunch of bikers on Harleys & the like – doing 35 in a 50
limit, spread all over the road & with just not enough room to get past any
of them. We followed them waiting for them to turn off, we followed them praying they’d turn off, in the end we
turned off onto an entertaining country lane, only to fall in behind them a
mile further on. The pulled into the lunch stop before us, so there was no
chance of getting served.
It was here that I found out that the car with the water
leak had obviously been determined to have a ride on a lorry, because the
electrics had given out, leaving our man with little choice but to call for
assistance.
We re-fuelled & said out good-byes, for the easterners
were going east, while us southerners went south. There was a route to follow,
but time was not on our side & we made the decision to take the motorway
home & so it was that as we got to M25 Junction 10 I waved a last farewell
to GB, & was home 15 minutes later.
2,300 miles
Seven days
Four coasts
One speeding ticket (ahem)
The highlights were the camaraderie, the scenery, the car
not breaking (except for the fuse incident & an aerocatch - replaced with a bungee), even the people we met, the lows
were two of our fellow blatters not making it & the drudgery of the
southern end of getting home. Same again next year? Oh YES.
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